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May 22, 2012 at 11:27am
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And then he applied to work at a porn store.

11:23am
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I think I’m gonna get a tattoo, and get drunk, and maybe sob silently at my hollow achievement.

Not in any particular order.

May 1, 2012 at 10:01am
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Oh god I should have slept.

February 29, 2012 at 11:46am
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GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

February 27, 2012 at 2:16am
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absolutely not.

absolutely not.

1:43am
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I hate you Curtis.

1:40am
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Reblogged from exquisitebeast
exquisitebeast:

The Sixteenth Beast.
The beast has turned into a baleen skimmer!  Its head now hangs low below its body and its fins and arms have turned into a sail to push it with wind currents while it filters out small organisms from the water.  The sacs at the sides of its mouth probably aide in filtration or water extraction.  Its horns have elongated and are probably used to fight with members of its own species.
I realized, this is the first beast to have/show teeth!

This is the best project ever.

exquisitebeast:

The Sixteenth Beast.

The beast has turned into a baleen skimmer!  Its head now hangs low below its body and its fins and arms have turned into a sail to push it with wind currents while it filters out small organisms from the water.  The sacs at the sides of its mouth probably aide in filtration or water extraction.  Its horns have elongated and are probably used to fight with members of its own species.

I realized, this is the first beast to have/show teeth!

This is the best project ever.

February 26, 2012 at 11:27pm
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Hey Yelp, fuck you for not having a review for Coffee of Doom, now how will I know if I will like their aggressive, violent service?

January 24, 2012 at 12:38am
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i think im deathly afraid of silence.

January 16, 2012 at 9:14pm
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Oh my god. 
Fuck this. Fuck you.
Fuck you Ghirihim.
Fuck you Nintendo.
If you were going to make a difficult boss fight, don’t make your only hope of winning hang on the goddamn thrust attack.
THAT THING WORKS LIKE ONE QUARTER OF THE TIME.

Oh my god. 

Fuck this. Fuck you.

Fuck you Ghirihim.

Fuck you Nintendo.

If you were going to make a difficult boss fight, don’t make your only hope of winning hang on the goddamn thrust attack.

THAT THING WORKS LIKE ONE QUARTER OF THE TIME.